14+ (under 16s with an adult)

John Tothill's critically-acclaimed, Edinburgh Comedy Award nominated show comes to Glasgow for one night only.

In 2024, John Tothill nearly died. In 2025, he went on an underwhelming cruise. Both events were equally life changing.

Join John in his own personal paradise as he attempts to monetise what life he has left.

Support for Alan Davies, Emma Sidi, Mitch Wood, Sheeps & Fiona Allen.
As seen on Comedy Central Live.

Best Show Nominee: Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025
Best Show Nominee: ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025
Top Comedy Shows 2024: Telegraph
Top Shows 2024: Chortle
Best-Reviewed Fringe Shows 2025, 2024 and 2023: British Comedy Guide

★★★★★ Telegraph ★★★★★ Standard ★★★★★ Student ★★★★ Guardian ★★★★ Times ★★★★ Observer ★★★★ Time Out ★★★★ Scotsman
"Has delivered the show of his life” Standard
"One of the funniest hours of stand-up at this year's Fringe” Telegraph
"One of the most distinctive stand-up voices of his generation” Chortle

Directed by Alex Cartlidge and Kathryn Craigmyle.
Presented by Country Mile Productions in association with United Agents.